You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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