doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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