Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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