That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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