Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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