Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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