there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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