sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He has the fingertips of a God
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