i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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