Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
