well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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