If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
this will be a night to untag.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
