I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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