Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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