so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
time to smoke my breakfast
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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