Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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