jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
