I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Shame is for Republicans.
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