once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
These tits shall not be calmed
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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