I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
True college students do jello shots in the library
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