I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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