brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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