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Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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