i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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