I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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