literally had 100 drinks last night.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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