I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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