im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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