I cockslap morals
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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