how can u be prego again
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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