just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
So much rum. So many feels.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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