As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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