You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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