My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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