There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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