windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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