i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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