Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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