We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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