so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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