My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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