# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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