I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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