You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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