$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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