Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
3 2 1 whiskey
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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