He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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