There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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