I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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