She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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