He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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