but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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